What the Constitution would look like if Demcrats wrote it

If one listens to what Democrats say and what they imply and what liberal justices claim the constitution says here is what I believe the Constitution would look like if Liberal Democrats wrote it.
1. Congress shall make laws protecting the people, except as designated in the in the exceptions clause below, from feeling offended by any words, written or spoken. Congress shall pass laws protecting the people, except as noted below, from having to hear any expression of a religious belief which they find offensive. Churches that do not conform their doctrine such that it is not offensive to anyone that may happen to hear the words spoken inside the sanctuary shall be penalized with double the corporate tax rate on all funds that enter the church. Members of such church will also be assess a harassment tax. Exception given for Muslim and Jewish community.
2. Congress shall pass laws restricting firearm owenership only to duely appointed law enforcement officers while they are on duty only. Military members may only have firearms issued after they are attacked. Unless there is a verifiable immediate threat, fire arms are not neccessary. Call 911. Laws shall be passed making it illegal for any individual to commit an act of self defense. That is the sole right of the government.
3. Community Activists, appointed by local politburos, may choose to stay in any private home they choose. The occupants of that home must do what ever the community acitvist demands. After all, the community activist is there to help the community. Lack of money to pay for what ever the activist demands is not an excuse. Failure to meet demands will result in forfeiture of property.
4. Congress shall make no law establishing private property rights or boundaries, as such, no one that brealks into a home may be charged with a crime. After all, we all have a duty to share our belongings with the less fortunate if we even admit that such people exist.
Police shall never be issued warrants tosearch to homes of anyone they think may have committed a crime unless that crime is offending another with words in any form.
5. Anyone charged with the crime of offending another may be put on tirial as many times as it takes to get a conviction and / or relieve the offender of all his accumulated wealth. Accumulating wealth is also a crime. For all other crimes against others, it must also be proven that the person charged did not have at least 10 other alternatives before choosing the criminal act with which they are cgharged.
6. Jurors are stupid. They are drawn from the pool of stupid people who are not inpower. All trials will be by a single judge or appointed panel of members trained in political correctness. Rules will be establuished such that no member of a protected group may be convicted of any crime the first or second time.
7. No juries for civil cases either.
8. All persons charged with a crime, not a member of a preferred protected group shall be held without bail until trial without time limit even if the offense may only have a fine.
9. Rights not specifically granted here in DO NOT EXIST. Only the government has the authority to grant or take away rights. There is no higher authority.
10. All powers are delegate to the US Government and surpercede all local rules and regulations. No local rule or regulation may be counter the demands of the US government.

*Exceptions clause exclude white heterosexual Christian males from all rights. They have live with privilege far too long. Such person may not expect any protection from any form of verbal or physical assault of harassment.